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Post: #1     Post Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:09 pm Download Post       Post subject:
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Man gets into bed with his wife, he lays down and cuddles her and then says "fancy having sex tonight hun?" she replies "no, i've got a headache!"

"thats lucky" he says, "i've just been powdering my knob with asprin, would you like it orally or as a sepositry?"
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Post: #2     Post Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:51 pm Download Post       Post subject:
     
Now the mrs has no excuse!!! Expect a post declaring im single soon......
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Post: #3     Post Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:31 pm Download Post       Post subject:
     
Hahahahaha Laughing
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Post: #4     Post Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:52 pm Download Post       Post subject:
     
put a littlebit of sugar on it for the taste :d
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Post: #6     Post Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:14 pm Download Post       Post subject:
     
LOL I thought this was great so sent it round the office tonight, didn't go down well in an office full of women Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post: #7     Post Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:42 pm Download Post       Post subject:
     
idd,its not woman friendly kind of joke Razz
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Post: #8     Post Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:45 pm Download Post       Post subject:
     
I am a woman LOL well there were a few who liked it, aparently it was all round the building the next morning LOL
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Post: #9     Post Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:19 pm Download Post       Post subject:
     
satanskittens @ Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:45 pm wrote:
I am a woman LOL


i know Very Happy
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Post: #10     Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:58 am Download Post       Post subject:
     
chris-mc @ Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:19 pm wrote:
satanskittens @ Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:45 pm wrote:
I am a woman LOL


i know Very Happy



Classic joke, lol
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