Michael Jackson

Akis's gallery · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:31 pm Download Post Post subject: Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

Shocked

satanskittens's gallery · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:42 pm Download Post Post subject:

Akis's gallery · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:59 pm Download Post Post subject:

I know....shocking Laughing

renoufey's gallery · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:39 am Download Post Post subject:

Just plain Sick Shame on you

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Funny but sick. Cool

Akis's gallery · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:44 pm Download Post Post subject:

Exactly my first reaction when i received at work Shocked

krisey1986's gallery · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:26 am Download Post Post subject:

shamone!

krisey1986's gallery · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:27 am Download Post Post subject:

how do you know when its bed time at Michael Jacksons?

The big hand touches the little hand!

krisey1986's gallery · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:27 am Download Post Post subject:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS2?

Nothing, they're both plastic and get turned on by kids.

krisey1986's gallery · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:28 am Download Post Post subject:

It was nice to see Michael Jackson holding a kid over the balcony.

He usually just tosses them off.

krisey1986's gallery · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:29 am Download Post Post subject:

Michael Jackson meets a young boy while walking around Neverland Ranch."would you like to see some magic",asks Michael."Sure",says the lad."Well for this trick you need to turn around,drop your pants and bend over",says Michael.
So the lad turns around,drops his pants and bends over.Michael stands behind him and asks,"can you feel my finger going up your *?"."I can",replies the lad.
Michael then waves both hands in front of the lad and shouts "MAGIC".......

LagSport's gallery · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:08 pm Download Post Post subject:

Enough lol!!

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:13 pm Download Post Post subject:

Sick!

krisey1986's gallery · Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:57 am Download Post Post subject:

Gotta love the Wacko jokes, they get waaaaaaaay more offensive than that! those were tame ones!

Akis's gallery · Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:49 am Download Post Post subject:

Ha ha.....sicko Laughing

scottlaguna's gallery · Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:17 pm Download Post Post subject:

sick but funny one my brother told me:- what does michael jackson and farther christmas have in common...................................................... they both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.lol.